cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

(via peppermint-octopus)

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

(via boneforest)

I honestly want nothing more than to be your best friend again but I don’t think I could handle it

hi I’m a big dumb baby who demands constant attention and adoration nice to meet you (love me)

(Source: brokenisfreedom, via a-rocket-to-my-asshole)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via alltilage)

nevver:

Beauty and her beasts